Under a bridge (the story of suburban oddity)

I am the author of the best-selling book "How to be a Cliche Asshole"

Balanced barefoot on a needle, heavens' just a jump away.

(Fibromyalgia, anorexia BP subtype, bipolar2)

lalalafrickyou:

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

(Source: draculas-asshole, via katrinadawn)